More tranny stories later!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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