i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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