But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
