We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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