4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hate all girls vehemently.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
