But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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