didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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