I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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