scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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