I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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