Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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