When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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