Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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