why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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