Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
A bitchslap is in order.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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