Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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