I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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