i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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