Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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