do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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