But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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