So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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