glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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