didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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