this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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