If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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