So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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