They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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