This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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