On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Alive.
So much puke
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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