Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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