The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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