don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
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