Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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