I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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