he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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