We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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