Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well you can't waste a boner
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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