I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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