question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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