the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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