Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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