Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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