when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
