I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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