Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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