one two three fourrrrnication!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
