Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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