So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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