He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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