I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Boobs are out for the taking
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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