took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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