So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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