You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just google imaged poop.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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